Look it up in the dictionary. Jack He has low self esteem, is a non college graduate and allows his ex girlfriend to humiliate him. 3. : She is setting you up with the bitchy friend. : She's Out of My League: Trailer 1 1 of 2 She's Out of My League: Trailer 1 ... Mashup Ever been dumped? Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. Thank you very much. Stainer Stainer That's a lot of time off. : Okay now I know you've gone crazy. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months. : Our SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE Blu-ray Review which stars Jay Baruchel and Alice Ev, Krysten Ritter, Mike Vogel and T.J. Miller. But here's the thing, Marnie... it's been two years. She's Out of My League is essentially a rom-com aimed more at a male audience than your Sex and the City crowd and to do that, it does its best to avoid a conventional route. I was in debate, junior/senior year. Huh. I'm just being honest. I'm expected to have a shitty car. More Scenes from 2010s. All right? Which will be perfect for you because you like bitches. All recording artists. Stainer : That brings him to six. That's what I call it. : You just, you stand up. ... Screenshots. : : : Come on, cut him some slack. Plastic underwear? : I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. You're an eight. She's Out of My League is a 2010 American romantic comedy film directed by Jim Field Smith and written by Sean Anders and John Morris. Yeah, and I'm tired of you guys busting my nuggets cause I've only been with one girl. OK, you're a six then. Or you can fight me. : : Listen to yourself... FUCK YOU. Oh yeah? Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oats cover band. I don't know whether to laugh... or cry. And he has a french accent. : I went out on four different dates, with three girls and that guy. Stainer, I know you don't like her very much. She's Out of My League (2010) Filming & Production. : Jack She's Out of My League puts all the platitude about dating into one 104 long nightmare. Aww, man, it's depressing. You know, he's more afraid of you than you are of him. You know that from the break room. But he's like... he's like a spider. I think you could get her back. : Jack He's at least a 6... Stainer She’s Out of My League is a bit problematic in some aspects, but it nails down some pretty funny humor and maintaining the two leads’ likability. "Fuck" is uttered around 60 times (twice in a sexual context); and "shit" another 40. His friend awkwardly joins in to help him shave as he is struggling. They fall in love. Devon Kirk : Stephen Hawking and his lady nurse. : One of them responds by saying "Boner Patrol!". Stainer, I know you don't like her very much. Her currently works as a TSA security agent at the airport. Devon : Okay? : Stainer If someone really loves you, then you are a ten. : He's at least a 6... Release Dates Girls, they wanna take you out on a walk. Rough pumpkins. Movie She's Out of My League Scene Underwear, Pool Scene Vote. Bullshit, you're a six. : She's Out of My League movie soundtrack By Christian Hansson. It's right next to "fuck you!". : No. : : [nodding]. : Kirk | Normal rules don't apply to those guys. So, Kirky, let me tell you something, if Molly is the right girl, that's all that matters. I'm pretty sure that's a deduction. Jack A 6? | | Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. : : You are telling me the hottest chick I've ever met in my life wants you, and the hamburglar wasn't into me? Because I'm an insane mother fucker. I thank you. : Stainer [chuckles] Listen to trailer music, OST, original score, and the full list of popular songs in the film. Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear. The film stars Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve, and was produced by Jimmy Miller and David Householter for Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures and filmed in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.Production on the film finished in 2008. Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder) stars as Kirk, a pathetic dork with the build of Woody Allen who works a menial job in airport security. A moodle? : Devon You're so excited about something that, you come early, you know? Stainer Pittsburgh International Airport, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA 8 of 8 found this interesting Interesting? I miss us. Kirk : : Of course, with this being your typical "boy girl fall in love against the odds" movie, it is impossible to avoid some of the usual scenes that fill this genre. Devon : I got it for Valentine's Day, right before she broke up with me. : : She's Out of My League is essentially a rom-com aimed more at a male audience than your Sex and the City crowd and to do that, it does its best to avoid a conventional route. When it’s relatively clean, SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE is hilarious, witty, and even uplifting. Kirk : Jesus Christ Devon, you're Fort Knox over here. And I will stab you in the eyes with confiscated scissors. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. Kirk : : Where do you get this shit? She's Out of My League is a 2010 American romantic comedy film directed by Jim Field Smith and written by Sean Anders and John Morris. Fuller, you have a choice. : Stainer I don't know what his intentions were, but it's fine. So she's taking HER new boyfriend to Branson with YOUR parents. We're just in a sticky wicket. Cause I thought you had. Stainer ... Marnie chases him in the airport. : OK, my God, how's your vagina? Stainer Hey did she say anything about Wendy? Stainer Stainer But she was perfect. Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly? Chasm. Patty : : Stainer Stainer I think he was just looking for a friend. Kirk : A boy and a girl make out while fully clothed, with her sitting on top of him. They wanna feed you, they wanna cuddle you, but make no mistake, no girl wants to do the moodle. Did that already happen? Kirk ), She’s Out of My League really does pick up steam as it goes along. I don't know if you guys remember that. Main charectar attempts to shave his scrotum before a date where he plans to "Get Lucky". He's at least a six. : What about your crappy car? Several flashes of his bare buttocks are seen as well as clumps a pubic hair fall as it's being buzzed off. I hate her. : : Yeah. Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. Kirk Kirk tries to meet up with Molly. : : : Stainer : : But she's very attractive, while he doesn't consider himself much of a catch -- and neither do his friends, who pick at him for being luckier then they think he deserves. You can't jump more than two points. Some sexually transmitted diseases are mentioned by name, including gonorrhea and herpes. Devon : But he drives a shit box so you have to deduct a point. A few alcoholic beverages are shown on screen. : Stainer : | In part. The premise starts simple enough: boy (Kirk, an airport security agent) meets girl (Molly, an event planner), and through a series of circumstances end up falling in love. On several occasions. Stainer : If Kirk's getting back together with Marnie I'm not going! Showing all 5 items Jump to: Filming Locations (4) Filming Dates (1) Filming Locations. Movie White House Down Scene Kitchen Scene Vote. Mono of the heart. At this point her parents walk in and he tries to cover the semen stain on his trousers, the family dog then walks over and starts liking the semen off his trouser (as the dog likes the taste) and does not stop until he climbs backward off the sofa and runs out the door. : OK, then why don't you look Kirk in the eyes and tell him that you believe he's gonna end up with Molly. Stainer I will rip out your hair. : : Half a point cause he's a nice guy. : Stainer Like a hard ten. You being with Molly defies, like, forces of nature. Stainer Who brought the good news bear? R; ... He’s pined for her while they’ve worked together as Transportation Security Administration officers. Jack None of you know what I'm going through right now. : What are you... Are you Hannah Montanna? OK? Why can't that be good enough? : We were unable to submit your evaluation. : Maybe it was me. You look just like someone I went to high school with. Kirk And he's funny, so that's half a point each. : 2010 Romantic Comedy starring Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve. Anatomical terms add another dozen or so, and the rest of the count are the usual milder profanities. Kirk I got something for you. Kirk Young girls in the movie wear dresses and outfits that reveal their cleavage. No, no, I hate her. Stainer Stainer Devon's right. All it takes is one. OK, OK, OK. King Kong and Naomi Watts. : What about the President of France and that girl that went out with Mick Jagger. [holding earring box] What? : So that puts me back at seven. Freckled shoulders. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. : : Adult Education is a tribute band. You can step aside. But, I've seen what's out there and I don't think it gets any better. Company Credits Artist's exemption. : | I was a six, possibly a seven. : : Man, you... You guys sit here and talk about relationships but the truth is, I'm the only one here that's married. Not even you, huh? Stainer, that's just dirty pool. : What high school? Jack But yes, that's one. Stainer Totally platonic relationship. Jack Devon A lot more experimenting. Kirk I mean, I think anything is possible. 2010 Romantic Comedy starring Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve. Just tell him that. Kirk The universe spoke and I was depressed for months. Stainer Find all 24 songs in She's Out of My League Soundtrack, with scene descriptions. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast. He knows about black holes and shit. Alright, you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole, but I'm just being honest. Devon Cast. I'm telling you, if you wanna get Marney back, she has got to believe that from the second she broke up with you, your life has been a non-stop snatch parade. It's done. You stand up. Stainer Kirk It's over man. Jack Stainer I shoulda seen it coming too, cause she was a ten. Jack He later mentions having a "giant fucking oyster" in his pants when talking about the incident. Stainer What's it going to be? Unfortunately, the film doesn’t follow through and it delivers an ending and climax that is confused and cheap. Stainer : The movie stars Jay Baruchel as Kirk, a slightly nerdy and skinny, but witty and kind-hearted airport security man living in Pittsburgh. You can do a lot better. Kirk A young girl models her provocative bathing suit for a few guys by the pool. Stainer Like there's a million examples of guys like Kirky ending up with a beautiful woman. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Kirk Stainer : Tina Jordan does. : We weren't technically dating yet. Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. 6? I'm gonna celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, I'm gonna smash it. The film stars Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve, and was produced by Jimmy Miller for Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks and filmed in Pittsburgh, PA. : And how many times have you called her? : : We're safe. : What's your point? : Who the hell is Tina Jordan? Stainer Stainer : "She's out of My League" is a solid 7, a romantic comedy that scores a few good laughs and does a nice job of being convincing. : Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass? I mean, it's really depressing. Stainer You know... like about me? : I can't even get a ten. Cold Hard Bitch Jet • Get Born. : Patty The Tao of Love. : Stainer Stainer She's Out of My League is essentially a rom-com aimed more at a male audience than your Sex and the City crowd and to do that, it does its best to avoid a conventional route. : You know what, Stainer? : More Scenes from She's Out of My League. : All right? : : She grinds on him, his facial expressions became orgasmic and he prematurely ejaculates. So, we're back to a five. Everybody started calling me Stainer. He's the master of space and time. You get in front of her. Yeah, perfect. Play on Spotify. Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. : Freckled shoulders. Stainer She was my Molly. Molly call myself Stainer so that nobody could hurt me with it. My bad. And I'm ready for some time on. : Devon But I get a one point bump cause I'm in a band. Tao of Love. : Jack Stainer Trite life lessons about the meaninglessness of scoring people on a 10-point scale aside (he can be HER ten! An airport security agent (Jay Baruchel) cannot believe his luck when a beautiful gal falls for him. Of course, with this being your typical "boy girl fall in love against the odds" movie, it is impossible to avoid some of the usual scenes that fill this genre. Parents need to know that She's Out of My League is like the recent slew of Judd Apatow and Apatow-inspired comedies that are slathered in exceedingly vulgar humor, but also have a sweet, endearing center. Stainer Stainer : Stainer It's not over. There is a steady stream of sexual dialogue throughout, although it's less raunchy than the typical R-rated comedy. Stainer Two different girls admit out loud that they are not wearing underwear. : 3:59 0:30. Two men get into an argument and fight for about 10 seconds before it gets broken up. : Who? Jack When have you left the apartment? Jack For more info on 'She's Out of My League' visit: http://www.hollywood.com OK? That's why I married her! Five. 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