I can't seem to find links to 3 and 4. Is sketchers making their final dash to become cool? Thank you. Roast me! I see they finally made shirts for your friend group. It's why it has it's own shelf. I think that's just called being on Reddit, you failed abortion. 5, #5 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]Lasagnahead 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]chimairaclehttp://redd.it/3qoc57 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child). Blair Walsh is a kicker who missed a field goal that was very short and should be easily made. 5, #8 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]AlphaProximahttp://redd.it/3yp72o 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]2monthsacounselorBest of Pt. Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible. Did you think there was some kind of 1-roast limit? [–]itburnswhenidontpee 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago (0 children). If you ever find yourself in Philadelphia, tour Eastern State Penitentiary. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. No sexualized content. You look like an abused altar boy Who grew up! I'll anticipate better ones to come. [–]itburnswhenidontpee 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (1 child). For real though. [–]ElJonJon86 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again", [–]AjeyKoushik 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (1 child). The results are as … r/RoastMe can be really predictable sometimes. We will always report violations to the admins. The sign is perfectly rectangular and not held up by anything. It's called RoastMe not FixMyLife. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss … Your hair says "I want to speak to the manager," yet the rest of you looks like an unenthusiastic manager at a shitty fast food joint. [–]imexdanny 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]jesseeeeent 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children), U look like u tell people who kill u in cod to kill themselves, [–]subtleartofusernames 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]buldopsaint 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children). Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating. You’re so white bread I want to throw peanut butter and jelly on you. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban. By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums. It is good but it's been used before, practically verbatim. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them. If people could only roast you once, then where will you steal all your ideas from? [–]AlphaProximahttp://redd.it/3yp72o 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]staydenchleaveityeah 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (12 children), [–]glorioussideboob 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (11 children), [–]InsomniacAlwayshttp://redd.it/550hzw 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (10 children), [–]cloudJR 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (9 children), [–]deduniversam 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (8 children), [–]ConorJay25 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (7 children), [–]ZEB1138 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (6 children), [–]steveryans2 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (5 children), [–]Usernameisntthatlong 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (3 children), [–]IveBeenSubdude 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]steveryans2 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children), I did not see that going there but my Tough Actin' Tinactin thanks you, [–]cockfags -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]Dolphin_sandwhich 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children). aforementioned moderator a message here. [–]Schiffy94Resident Weeb Mod 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child). If not, at least check in one of the subreddits provided below: Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. I am a Did Rudolph and a blob fish mate or something? Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. You look like you idolize serial killers because that would make you interesting, right? They're lazy an unoriginal as fuck. I like your shirt, does the sweat shop you work at give you a discount? [–]AlphaProximahttp://redd.it/3yp72o 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–]enzo32ferraritheoretical roastology[S] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child), I'm sure your teeth have a lot of that already. Nice. cheap jerseys Thankfully, Roast Me on Reddit has done it differently. Or you want them to roast girls on gonewild? My self esteem went down just from reading it, [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]enzo32ferraritheoretical roastology[S] 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]BizzyBizzyB 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]Bon6Water 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children). Doing duckface and trying to look evil at the same time is a big achievement. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Little help please? /u/FriendsCallMeAsshole is the roaster, not the roastee. It’s a pretty simple concept, people Lingerie post a picture of themselves (with proof that it’s them) and willingly invite the users of the site to roast them. Even if the person wasn't joking, it didn't hurt my feelings in the slightest. And you gotta be 18 to be roasted here, not some tween wearing light-up sneakers. 37 People Who Are Probably Regretting Their 'Roast Me' Requests By Mustafa Gatollari. Rendered by PID 18099 on r2-app-06a29cd1195d34284 at 2021-02-09 22:18:07.955255+00:00 running 34d2fa2 country code: FR. wholesale jerseys We’re bringing you the best Financiacion of reddit roasts. [–]shawarmament 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children). I've been made fun of all my life so I'm used to it all. [–]Milbox 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]programmer3301 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children). [–]Nothappyghostman 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children). Get it removed either way. Ok sure, you’re hair looks uhh... your eyes look uhh... you know your shirt is umm... well your face is uhh... shit man I can’t say anything nice. If you upload a photo of yourself and ask people to roast you, the gloves are off and all insults are fair game. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, But really, we currently don't have awards for Roastees for making the Best Of list. [–]Karnadas 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]doubrio 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (3 children), [–]camelCaseCoding 56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]Cishumanhttp://redd.it/3trosm 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]beefmasterson 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago (0 children). This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Those deconstructive roasts are the worst roasts because there's no joke and all these 'hard-hitting truth bombs' are just invented from looking at one photo of a complete stranger with no knowledge of them or their life. I had a great weekend and need a reality check, felt like the right time to do this, make me cry. People who post judgmental crap like that on this sub are just trying to feel better about their own sad unfulfilling lives. Roast me! [–]JBNYINK 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children), No. [–]Sandman1025 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]ticklefight87 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]J0d0min0d0 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]Cheesyknees1221 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children). Was just wondering why the sheep fucking joke was funnier... [–]ashy_elbows 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), That Walsh comment had me in tears.. lmao, [–]CableAHVB 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]itburnswhenidontpee 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children). You want /u/FriendsCallMeAsshole to submit to GW? My r/RoastMe post blew up. [–]randimachoman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), If Andy Warhol and Yoko Ono had a love child☝️, [–]InternalMovie 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]TwinklToez999 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), Your hands are too big for your shoulders you goblin faced, box-headed child, [–]Pritesh190801 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]KIMjongUNOduno69 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]NomadChief789 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]UpbeatCopy1 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children). We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair. Is that the dark room where you develop photos of your female victims? Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible. How does it feel to finally talk to a stranger? Like hold the sign. No joke roasts. 5, #8 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]Ne0plex 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). What were we thinking?". [–]speedymcnods 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–]AlphaProximahttp://redd.it/3yp72o 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]MrLoveShacker 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children), grumble grumble Asuka is best girl. [–]BushPilot153 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children). At your funeral, I bet they'll play a music video called Take Me To Pagoda. These subjects are never funny. [–]roastbotYOU ARE OUR 1,000,000th RULE BREAKER!! Boy you sure got a pertty mouth. First series of r/RoastMe posts. It was intentional lol, I knew I had to do it. You look like the equivalent of agent Smith from the Korean matrix. [–]hugokhf 62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (1 child). I'm just glad my roast was a huge success and everyone could get a kick out of it! If you are suffering from depression, bipolar, suicidal thoughts or any other mental health issues, please immediately contact help services through the following links- there is always help if you need it. You can’t get offended because you’re asking for it. It's not funny. You're not fooling us with that wig, glasses, and human skin: We know you're an alien. Something nice? Can't tell if ur a guy or a girl, but I guess it wouldn't matter as neither would want to associate their gender with you. ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡~)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一* 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]banana_lumpia 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). I would cry if someone ever said these sorts of things to me but I'm so happy there are masochists out there willing to submit their pics. On the one hand I'm wondering how one can constantly look like he's crying, on the other hand, I'm really not surprised looking at the rest of your face. The Blair Walsh comment was so much better for the last guy. [–]Schiffy94Resident Weeb Mod 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (9 children), Thank god you didn't use that damn "seek help with your problem" rant, [–]AudioSly 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (6 children). [–]sadhandjobs 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago (0 children), Nice guys finish last if your a guy that is, [–]Zaggie 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]lostmyshoes01Boom 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]HoracePinkerTVrepair 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children), [–]Philyd366 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children). r/RoastMe: Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. probably spend so much time typing anonymous insults on reddit because you’d pathetically stutter your way through saying any of this shit in real life. It’s always ok to ask and it was brave of you to express your desires, but you should respect that he politely declined. Yeah I personally found that cringe worthy, not roasting. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour. 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