Squidward: SpongeBob! Gary: [barks like a dog] SpongeBob: I just wanted to know if you saw who robbed the Krusty Krab. [Patty looks at him, shocked] Now, would you care to see the rest of my home? I understand everything now! The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I'm moving out of this neighborhood! Feel free to read whatever part you like, but realize the Directors may think you are better suited for one of the other roles. Squidward: Please, sell my house! [SpongeBob thinks, then snaps his fingers. Faraz Fazli 37,094 views. soo i picked spongebob but now i need a website for a monolouge plzz help i need it before june 1st thank you soooo much Patty: [shocked then angry] I'm outta here. Airdate: Learn He was a legend. Squidward: Oh, that's great news, because I want to move as soon as possible. No! Voila! [forwards: I give up.] No! May 20, 2005 Virus is the pilot episode of SpongeBob: Infection, the first out of the thirteen episodes in season one. [laughs then stops] Please follow me. 9b Gary: [sitting on the counter] Meow. [as he is building, Patty Rechid drives up] Patty: You're both Squidward? Patrick, breathe! "Culture Shock" Posted 8 months ago. What is it you need? I'm Squidward! We hate you! The first episode of Plankton: Across the Seven Seas Narrator: Previously on SpongeBob SquarePants: (SpongeBob and Patrick run into the Chum Bucket and look around.) Karen: (rolls into the room) He's on vacation. Puppets are the most fantastic thing humanity has ever created. A SpongeBob SquarePants alarm clock…dad, you can sleep in. You need bed rest! No. SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Company! Patty: [frees her skirt from his grasp] Never! Squidward: Why, I'm Squidward! Gary: [sitting on the counter] Meow. SpongeBob: [opens door] That's right! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?! [SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face] SpongeBob: Let's admit it, … I mean, I hate Opposite Day. SpongeBob is sleeping, but is awakened from Squidward's instrument playing outside] Patrick: [sobbing] SpongeBob doesn't like me anymore! ... she has gotten closer to her too. [Squidward pushes the items on the ground with the bulldozer and begins to rebuild the pineapple] Gary: [sitting on the counter] Meow. It centers around the dawning of the titular infection, and the characters' struggles to survive as the mass hysteria and disease spreads. As SpongeBob was flipping through channels, he comes across a sea anemone dancing to provocative sounding music. [chases them down the street and laughs evilly] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants film, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, which aired on November 19, 2004. Pin the tail on the seahorse! I can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! RELATED: 5 Best (& 5 Worst) SpongeBob Squarepants Episodes SpongeBob gets on the edge of his seat with his eyes bulging, clearly glued … She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. [forwards: To get to the opposite side.] ... she has gotten closer to her too. Here’s a list of Romance Monologues that showcase the good, bad and ugly side of relationships in all its ever loving glory! SpongeBob: You're right! You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it. SpongeBob: I'm Squidward, he's Squidward. Patty: Oh my! SpongeBob: Hello, Squidward! SpongeBob and Patrick: [happily walk up to Squidward] Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! SpongeBob SquarePants . Realtor Lady: [looking at a picture of Squidward's house] Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! It's a game! This is the most heart-wrenching feeling in the world I can feel all my happiness fall into the black pit that lives inside. SpongeBob: I don't get it. Try to memorize it if you can, and put LOTS of expression into it. Episode №: [Squidward stops playing] Plankton: All right, we get the point. “They want more of that secret formula,” Squidward tells him, almost hypnotically. My gallery. By being... [stretches his nose out and puts his belt around the middle of his head to resemble Squidward's head and talks like Squidward] Squidward! [gets in her boat] Where I'll wait in a line. Directed by Tim Hill. U.S. viewers (millions): Puppets are the most fantastic thing humanity has ever created. SpongeBob: Hi, mailman! [falls to the ground, sobbing. SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. [hears noises from outside] SpongeBob, what are you... [screams as he sees both SpongeBob and Patrick destroying SpongeBob's pineapple] List of episode transcripts So I did my best to come up with an opening monologue that should satisfy both of those groups. U.S. viewers (millions): That's the nicest thing Squidward has ever said to me! (Cold opening. No! Squidward is sleeping and hears noises. Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift. I can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! 13 Romance Monologues (Good, Bad, Ugly) He was a legend. 1-minute monologues for kids from published plays for auditions and acting practice. This article is a stub. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. ... He/she puts it on as he/she delivers the monologue. The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. [shuts door and takes off party hat] That's it! They follow a simple rule: Don’t get mad online. Feel free to read whatever part you like, but realize the Directors may think you are better suited for one of the other roles. [SpongeBob and Patrick both blow a bubble, but they blow themselves into bubbles, instead. Previous Where I'll wait in a line. Posted 8 months ago. SpongeBob: Yeah! Take a look at our library of free monologues. [He takes a deep breath in and pants] Not that opposite. SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, (leans face against window) it's kinda dark out there. Happy birthday, Squidward! Where’s your holiday spirit? SpongeBob: [talking like Squidward] Yes, please come in. [walks up to the front door, knocks on the door. Main. In its own Spongebob spin-off “Secret Formula,” Meat Canyon lets us meet Spongebob in Krusty Krab, busy frying patties… and thoughts. Boy, oh boy, do I like playing the clarinet. With Tim Hill, Clancy Brown, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass. [SpongeBob and Patrick look at the destroyed pineapple] SpongeBob: Don't... SpongeBob SquarePants . Patrick: It's Patrick! Enjoy. SpongeBob: Say, want to help me do some work around the house, worst enemy? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Spongebob Squarepants Movie. In its own Spongebob spin-off “Secret Formula,” Meat Canyon lets us meet Spongebob in Krusty Krab, busy frying patties… and thoughts. SpongeBob: [grunting] Don't get me wrong, Patrick. Well, then I'm off to the White House. [forwards: Hey Patrick.] I can't tell you how many times I've seen a sale fall through because of bad neighbors. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Opposite_Day/transcript?oldid=3436618. Choose a monologue that is suitable for the role you want. Well, then I'm off to the White House. Credits [surrounded by presents] Happy happy birthday! You're my worst enemy! Try to memorize it if you can, and put LOTS of expression into it. Posted 8 months ago "I don't need it..." Example of: Survival Mantra. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from Season 1, which aired on September 11, 1999. [giggles, but Patrick cries] Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Good_Neighbors/transcript?oldid=3419437. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Patrick: Okay. Gary eats properly from a table] Oops. Chronology See you then! 64b [normal voice again] Now you try. I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Find a character or situation that you can relate too. Happy birthday cake! Squidward: I'll tell you what's terrible... living next to you! As SpongeBob was flipping through channels, he comes across a sea anemone dancing to provocative sounding music. SpongeBob… What about my house?! So long, Squidward, bye-bye, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Squidward is far from perfect. List of episode transcripts Sounding like a lost ASMR, SpongeBob receives feedback on how customers can’t get enough of his service. Josh, wearing nothing but Rubber Ducky boxer shorts, is cooking, dancing around the kitchen and still singing. 1-minute monologues for kids from published plays for auditions and acting practice. Scooby Doo? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Good Neighbors" from Season 4, which aired on May 20, 2005. Squidward: It's not my birthday! Patrick: No! Patty: Okay, I really don't want to hear another one. Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?! ALADDIN MONOLOGUES Please choose ONE of the following monologues to use for your audition. SpongeBob: Kcirtap yeh. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob! SpongeBob fans will never watch an underwater nature documentary the same way again after watching this episode of SpongeBob. [giggles as he runs back into his pineapple] I'm not ready! Gary: Meow. I'm Squidward. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. This article is a stub. SpongeBob: Well, whatever you normally do, today you do the opposite. SpongeBob: [reads the newspaper while sipping a drink] Ah, I don't know how you do it, Gare Bear, but that's the best cup of French toast I've ever had. [Everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob's foghorn alarm wakes Squidward up.] Gary: [sitting at the counter] Meow. Patty: No problem! Season №: Squidward: Neighbors. [crawls into bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary? Find a monologue that fits you and your experiences. SpongeBob: Patrick... go away! Patty drives off] [Patty screams and leaps up to the ceiling, hanging onto a beam] Don't ask. [sees Patty's boat and screams] No! SpongeBob: Wait! We can’t be the SpongeBobs the world wants us to be all the time. Squidward: Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob! Patrick: Hey! [SpongeBob and Patrick dance across the screen as SpongeBob is pink and Patrick is yellow. [Both laugh in reverse. September 11, 1999See more... February 17, 2000 September 5, 2002 July 15, 2008 SpongeBob: [puts on his hat] Well, time to punch that clock. Opposite Day... [talking like Squidward] I'd love to. Find a character or situation that you can relate too. SpongeBob: Does everybody know about Opposite Day? Posted 8 months ago "I don't need it..." Example of: Survival Mantra. Stop! Get away from her! [We see Squidward's house at sunrise. The house is even more beautiful in person! [walks in and shuts the door] Virus is the pilot episode of SpongeBob: Infection, the first out of the thirteen episodes in season one. The mailman opens the mailbox, which turns out to be SpongeBob sitting inside his mailbox.] Yoo-hoo! You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. Normally, you're really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today? But there’s comfort in … He was nearly every kid's favorite cartoon character.This scene is infamous for being the point where thousands of kids cried their eyes out across the entire country.They do get better however, thanks to their tears. SpongeBob:Well, time to punch that clock. [pushes Squidward to his house as Squidward is blowing bubbles] I'll keep you safe until you're well again. No, those are Sam's. Patty: [angrily] What kind of fool do you take me for? Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. SpongeBob fans will never watch an underwater nature documentary the same way again after watching this episode of SpongeBob. [Patrick falls to the ground, bawling] Patrick, you're not really not my friend. Squidward: SpongeBob... SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward! Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Opposite_Day/transcript?oldid=3436618". SpongeBob: Edis etisoppo eht ot teg ot! 11. Episode №: I can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! ; Feud Episode: This is the first one for SpongeBob and Squidward who become competitive over who gets to win the Employee of the Month Award. An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode SpongeBob:[reads the newspaper while sipping some coffee]Ah, I don't know how you do it, Gare Bear, but that's the best cup of French toast I've ever had.